You Are Too Ugly, I Refuse - Chapter 34.2 - Drink or Not
CHAPTER 34.2, DRINK OR NOT
TL by HellowYellow78
“Yes, you, me, and two older brothers Qingchuan and Qing Ya. Qing Lang the third brother hasn’t yet recovered from his serious injury, and he is still with the Jade Emperor. Let’s invite him to the next gathering.” Qing Shi nodded and patted Zhu Yuan on the shoulder with an understanding face. “Don’t worry, your two senior sisters, Qing Ying and Qing Yuan will not be joining us.” After saying this, Qing Shi put his hands together, and after reciting the verses of the Buddhist scriptures, he looked around and immediately after confirming that no one was around, he lowered his voice, “Your senior sister Qing Yuan ate too much. We can’t have a good meal and eat freely if we are with her. So don’t even think about having her with us. Me and Qing Ya have set traps to catch some chickens, and those two sisters won’t disturb us. “
Zhu Yuan’s face looked a little bit better and sighed, “This is very good…” He didn’t take his senior brothers Qing Shi and Qingchuan seriously to heart. For him, the biggest threats are his two senior sisters–Qing Ying and Qing Yuan! He didn’t forget that when Shizun took him to the mortal realms, Shizun didn’t forget to bring gifts for both of them! What’s more, Shizun has touched one of their hairs ! Maybe …… Before he appeared, Shizun had also coaxed the two of them to sleep just like Shizun coaxed him to sleep!
Thinking of this, some dark lights flashed in Zhu Yuan’s deep eyes ——- he has to find some help.
Zhu Yuan stepped forward, with a gentle smile on his face and said, “Second senior brother, can Zhu Yuan ask you something?”
Qing Shi raised his head and looked at his junior brother who was very tall, “A, of course, what do you want to ask, little junior brother?”.
Shuiyun Pavilion, in front of the pearwood small table.
Yun Caiye held a cup of wine and shook it gently, the wine was slightly purplish, and beautiful water lines rippled in the jade white porcelain cup — this was the ‘Fumeng‘ wine he just brought back from Jiu Yi. As long as he drinks the wine and sleeps, he can see everything he wants to see in his dream. (TL note: ‘Dream Wine’; 复 梦 酒; pinyin fù mèng jiǔ).
“I’ll tell you first. You can’t blame me for what happened after drinking this wine.”
“What else can happen?”
“You have to make sure you won’t blame me before I give you this wine.”
“Alright, alright, I promise.”
Yun Caiye recalled the conversation between himself and Jiu Yi at the Chunxiang Palace, and then looked at the wine in front of him, he felt a headache and pinched his eyebrows.
That’s right, after drinking this wine, you can see all the sights you want to see in this world in your dreams. The effect can be said to be contrary to heaven, but it can’t be introduced in general yet, because it has a very serious side effect after drinking it — that is, you will have a spring dream.
It’s still a very obscene and erotic kind of spring dream.
“You’ll have ten spring dreams with the first person you meet after drinking this wine, one spring dream for every time you sleep. You can see what you want to see only after experiencing ten spring dreams.”
“………How can there be such evil wine in this world?
“I suspect it’s Bu Yi’s trick.” Jiu Yi silently reached his ear. “He gave me so many herbs to use to make wine. Last time I told him that I was feeling a little depressed lately, so he gave me new herbal ingredients which he said could enrich my life, things like boost the pleasure. Then I used the herbs to make Fumeng wine. Ha..ha..ha..ha, and guess what? I gave him the first cup of wine to drink, then I raised my precious Sanbao and let his hand touch and hold it, and coaxed him to drink a cup of ‘Long Sleep’ wine, and let him sleep. But he only slept once, and there are still nine more times. Ha..ha…ha…ha …” (TL note: ‘Lollipop’, 三宝; pinyin sānbǎo, in literally it’s mean the Three Treasures of Buddhism, namely: Buddha, Dharma (teachings), and Sangha (monastic order), but in the context of the sentence above, ‘Sanbao’ means Jiu Yi’s ‘lollipop’).
“After he woke up, he broke my leg. Even though he cured me in the end, I still kept this account in my mind.” Jiu Yi curled his lips and shook his head in grief and anger, “I don’t know if this revenge can be avenged in my lifetime, so you must choose the right person to drink after you go back.”
Who are you looking for? Yun Caiye racked his brains and couldn’t figure out who he was looking for to have this spring dream. Bu Yi touched the Sanbo of that drunken dog ‘Jiu Yi’, which shows that there is no limit to the object of this spring dream, as long as it is a living creature.
Should he look for Koi in his yard?
Yun Caiye frowned and thought about it carefully. This isn’t something that is impossible. After all, Koi are the only living creatures in his yard. But with fish …… .. How to do it?
—— Drink first, talk later.
Yun Caiye lifted his hand and raised his neck, then drank all the wine in his cup. The taste of this Fumeng wine is also very strange, there is absolutely no smell of alcohol. It’s still very sweet and a little bit greasy. The sweetness is repeatedly between his tongue and throat. Yun Caiye quickly poured a cup of tea, wanting to put it in his mouth immediately, hoping to dilute and get rid of the strange taste of the Fumeng wine. However, when the tea almost half into his mouth, suddenly….
“Shizun —- I’m back!”
Yun Caiye was surprised and immediately spat out the tea that was half into his mouth, quickly wiped his mouth with his sleeve, and looked back at Zhu Yuan in shock, “Zhu, Zhu Yuan?”
Zhu Yuan saw Yun Caiye’s gaffe, quickly reached out and tried to help him, “This is Zhu Yuan, Shizun, what’s wrong with you?” There was a sweet smell in the air, did Shizun steal something? ?
“Zhu Yuan stop! Don’t come here! Seeing his little disciple walking towards him, Yun Caiye’s peach blossom eyes, which were always as cold as ink, widened in horror and stepped back several steps, as if wanting to avoid some huge beast and suddenly shouted,” You just stay there, don’t come here! “
Yun Caiye slightly raised his voice, but he didn’t mean to scold Zhu Yuan at all. However, the eyes of the young man in black standing in front of him turning red, after hearing this heartless rebuke, the light in his eyes suddenly became dim. He closed his eyes slightly, using his long thick lashes, he tried to suppress all the emotions in his chest. Then he dropped his head and shoulders, and stepped back until he was half an arm away from Yun Caiye.
Actually, Yun Caiye regretted the moment he shouted out Zhu Yuan’s name. After seeing Zhu Yuan’s eyes suddenly turning red, he feels more guilty.
——What is he doing? !
His little disciple is very sensitive and inferior to others because of his appearance. What he did just now seems no different from someone who dislikes his little disciple by judging people by appearance. What’s more, his little disciple really concerns and cares about him. Why should he have to say such heavy words? It’s just that the words he said were just like splashes of water falling to the ground and disappearing in an instant, making it difficult to withdraw. No matter how much regret and distress in his heart, he is afraid that the disappointment that Zhu Yuan felt for him can’t be eliminated.
Thinking of his little disciple who always been obedient to him, Yun Caiye felt even more guilty and uneasy, making him immediately take a few steps forward and said in a soft voice, “Zhu Yuan, Shizun didn’t mean to scold you, it’s just that Shizun drunk something …”
Before he finished his words, Zhu Yuan suddenly raised his head and looked at him with surprise and joy in his eyes.
Looking at the poor eyes, his little disciple must be scared of him, right? Yun Caiye scolded himself in the bottom of his heart, and continued to comfort his “wounded” little disciple, “Shizun needs to find someone, so Shizun took a pot of wine from your uncle Jiu Yi. But after drinking this wine, Shizun can’t make contact and touch with others for the time being ……”
“Wine?” Zhu Yuan inspected the room and picked up the white jade wine pot on the small table. “Shizun, is this it? Can Zhu Yuan drink it? ” That’s what he said, but when he picked up the wine pot, he tried to pour it into his mouth.
Yun Caiye saw his movements, and was shocked, then he immediately rushed forward to grab Zhu Yuan’s arm and snatched the wine pot, “NO……You can’t! You can’t drink it!”
Zhu Yuan looked at his empty right hand, and then looked at his left hand that was grabbed by Yun Caiye. He is almost unable to control himself to show a smile. He blinked, making his expression even more innocent, “Shizun……Shizun seems to have touched Zhu Yuan?”
Yun Caiye let go of his hand, “…….” It’s over, this wine is really a big problem!
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- Jiu Yi : Caiye, me and you said, this wine isn’t drinkable carelessly, you will be ruined if you drink it
- Shizun : Let’s break our friendship.
- A Chou : Shizun, what is the posture of breaking up? Have you ever dreamed about it?